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Thornton: I need to crack this, Dag, cos if not, Won Ton will be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel. Garth Marenghi: As a horror writer I don't ask for much. I just hope I've changed the way you think about life. Garth Marenghi: I'm Garth Marenghi. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination.

Darkplace quotes

Sign In Sign In. New Customer? Create account. Rick Dagless M. Lucien Sanchez : Not my fault. Monkey bastard hands! Garth Marenghi : You know, my books are all essentially about what ifs. In Black Fang, I asked "what if a rat could drive a bus. And what if it, and its rat brethren, took over and ate Parliament. Without giving too much away, think Planet of the Apes. Garth Marenghi : Greetings, traveler.

Do you really buy this portal to Hell deal? Liz Asher: Stop being sarcastic! I've always just known, darkplace quotes.

He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal. Exhausted, they collapsed on to the recently extended sofa bed. Then a hellbeast ate them. Liz Asher: Hi, I've come to apply for the doctor's job. I can assure you my credentials are top-notch, I've just graduated from Harvard College Yale.

Parody is a strange craft. It is so lovingly terrible, down to the smallest detail of camera work and sound editing, that it is timeless. To complicate matters, Dr. So I personally feel very bad about the cat we killed. Liz Asher to leave Darkplace Hospital.

Darkplace quotes

Login Register. Facebook Tweet Share. Garth Marenghi : I have never exploded. But I know what it would be like. Don't ask me how. I just know.

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Hence Darkplace. Thornton Reed : [ after firing a shotgun to break up a bar brawl ] Knock it off you two, this is a hospital! And bits of sick. Garth Marenghi: The broccoli had gone. Lucien Sanchez : Not my fault. Liz Asher: No you're not. I'm at a dead end. If you go to a puppet show you can see the wires. I'm psychic Dr. His blood. I guess we'll never know.

Note: My initial list of quotes exceeded And that was with me being judicious. Therefore, to make this at all feasible I went with three lines from every episode.

Come on Liz, i'll help you apply some more make-up. After all, the reason I got into medicine in the first place was for the laughs. George Lucas - Garth Marenghi: [reading from one of his books] Something was pouring from his mouth. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe. Garth Marenghi: I realized that man needs to keep in touch with his primal urges, whether through sport or through violent movies. Todd's wonderful in this episode, and there are scenes with him and me where I think you're watching him as much as me. Thornton Reed: If, there's not a joker in the pack Padre : [ opens arms to give Dag a hug ] Come on, come to Padre, embrace the infinite. Monkey bastard hands! It was unprofessional and girlish. In Black Fang, I asked "what if a rat could drive a bus. Share this page.