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Mozart, Exeter? Exeter : I'm afraid I don't know the chap. Tom Servo : "I'm not an alien!

Mike Nelson: There! I think I've taught you not to rebuff my wiener innuendo. Judy: [as she is shoveling bacon into her mouth] Mmm, I just love it when it's so warm and crispy! Mike Nelson: [about a man who just had his arm ripped off] And ironically he collapses into an arm chair. Crow T. Robot: Well, just come to see what you've done with all the grant money

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Sign In Sign In. New Customer? Create account. Tom Servo : What do you think the lesson of the movie was? Crow : Don't watch it. Mike Nelson : [ about a man who just had his arm ripped off ] And ironically he collapses into an arm chair. Flora : No, Edward! Don't do it! Crow : I have my doubts that this movie is actually "starring" anybody. More like "camera is generally pointed at. Scientist in movie : You are a cynical, suspicious man.

Tom Servo : That's what happens when you leave a potato in the microwave! All stops lead to a bloody death. Robot : [as ship descends into fantastic Metaluna landscape] Looks like Dr, mst3k quotes.

Mystery Science Theater —; —; — is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. There are movies, 60 shorts, and 4 specials in the MST3K canon. See Notes below for help on using this page. Come and listen to the story of a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed Then one day, he was shooting at some food The kin folk said "Jed, get away from there! Joel has made a skit about the 'Magic' scene, with Servo and Crow suspended on wires, ascending and descending wildly and awkwardly.

Mystery Science Theater —; —; — is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. There are movies, 60 shorts, and 4 specials in the MST3K canon. See Notes below for help on using this page. Come and listen to the story of a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed Then one day, he was shooting at some food The kin folk said "Jed, get away from there!

Mst3k quotes

Crow T. Robot: Removes lids off bottles and jars of all sizes - and it really, really works. Forrester: I'm feeling particularly evil because today's experiment is a stinky cinematic suppository called "This Island Earth. Forrester: Hello, and welcome. I'm Dr. Clayton Forrester, and soon you will all bow down before me. Robot: Hey, Mike, you think you can toss me my calculations? Ah, here it is. Robot: Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around! Tom Servo: Okay, let's see here

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Joel : Good one, Crow. The Slime People [ edit ] Crow : [in an upbeat mood while Joel and Servo are groggy from waking up] Here's a little morning poem. Tom Servo : Are you boys cooking up there? I, for one Joel : How about a wheelchair? Murase] : Let's listen to what Kenny has to say! Joel : That's okay. Stone dead. Tom Servo : 35 minutes into the movie, we hit the first plot point. And, uh, uh, um, uh, what kind of budget are we looking at here, uh, Pearl CIA director: [sending a spy on a mission] I don't have to tell you that, if you're caught, we'll have to say we've never heard of you. You've defiled my honor! Velazco reviews their situation. Mike : "Your turn to walk the Cal. Godzilla vs.

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Crow : I guess she's in charge of panicking. And it's signed That's juice, I think. You will do as I say. Tom Servo: So I guess a rocket is standard picnicking equipment in Japan, isn't it? Crow : Those are all Bob Mackie creations, aren't they? Browse Quotes. Crow : [as Joan, making a phone call] Hello, police? Crow : We're doomed, but with you. I'd have complete respect of everyone on the planet including intellectuals, even David Mamet.