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Quagmire tells off brian

Peter, Joe, and Quagmire are still sad about Cleveland leaving for Virginia , and decide to find a new friend to fill the void Cleveland left Meanwhile, Brian is hurt to find that Quagmire doesn't like him and tries to be his friend, only to learn why Quagmire hates him in a now-infamous speech. Aroused by Idiocy : Discussed ; Quagmire claims that Brian only dates bimbos despite claiming to like women for their minds. At Least I Admit It : Quagmire calls Brian out on only dating bimbos, then states that he does the same thing, but he at least doesn't pretend to be an intellectual to get in girl's pants. Quagmire: Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it! Boring Insult : Quagmire concludes his rant against Brian by saying that all his other flaws could be negligible if he wasn't such a "big, sad, alcoholic bore". Brutal Honesty : After getting nowhere trying to change Quagmire's viewpoint on him, Brian finally asks Quagmire just where the disdain comes from. Quagmire complies in a minute and a half long rant. Call-Back : All of Quagmire's complaints about Brian are previous history about his life. Cerebus Retcon : Quagmire reveals that his womanizing and near-rapist behavior is the end result of losing his one true love, Cheryl Tiegs.

Dimple Member. A few seconds later, Brian farts] Stewie : Oh, come on, man. Peter refers to The D.

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Quagmire tells off brian

Upset that Cleveland left the group of friends to move to Stoolbend, Virginia, Peter, Quagmire and Joe decide to interview potential friends to fill the vacancy, and are approached by a fellow bar patron named Jerome. After impressing the group with his dart skills, they decide to let Jerome join as their new fourth member. Later, when Peter introduces Jerome to Lois, she reveals that they used to date. Peter grows jealous and, in a fit of rage, throws a bottle through the window of Jerome's home, inadvertently causing a fire and burning down the house. The next morning, Peter discovers that Lois has invited Jerome to live with them. As time goes on, Peter cannot contain his jealousy and eventually kicks Jerome out. Lois soon reveals that Jerome had bought Peter a gift, and Peter goes and apologizes to Jerome. In the end, Jerome accepts the apology, then tells Peter he had sex with Meg, but Peter doesn't care. Meanwhile, Brian discovers that Quagmire hates him. After attempting to rectify the situation outside Quagmire's house, Brian ends up making things worse by mistaking Quagmire's sister for one of his dates and tricking Quagmire into thinking Cheryl Tiegs is inviting Quagmire to dinner.

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WrenchNinja Member. There's no doubt that Quagmire is a piece of shit. She would have known there's no "a" in the word "definite. Sign In Register. They're both supposedly Peters friend and they both want to bang or have tried to bang Lois soooo One's a smug self-righteous asshole but the other is literally a rapist and possibly a pedophile. And, unlike most " Somebody Doesn't Love Raymond " plots, Quagmire has a very detailed reason about why he finds Brian so repugnant. Thanks for the fucking steak. It may not display this or other websites correctly. While I was living with y'all, I had a lot of nasty-ass sex with Meg. Oct 25, 27, Cornfields. Yukari Member. I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh-grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual.

The guys find a new black friend to join their group, until Peter finds out that he slept with Lois. Meanwhile, Brian tries to find out why Quagmire hates him and tries to make amends. Glen Quagmire : You wanna maybe just go?

Oct 25, 49, L Thammy Spacenoid Member. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him? Herne Member. However, Stewie mentions tapping on the glass causing him to fall down the hill which happens in the film Black Sheep which also stars David Spade and Chris Farley. Thequietone Member. Karma Houdini : While Peter is made to feel bad for mistrusting Jerome, he is never found out as the one who burned down his house in the first place. Peter : I don't care about that. Jerome then thrusts Lois, making it look like a standing sex position. That fact shouldn't really play into deciding who is right. God Family Guy is fucking shit now. Fortunately, Jerome is able to escape unharmed, but the house burns to the ground. Ricelord Avenger.