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And have we got some great dirty jokes for you. It goes without saying that the following contains some strong language, and very adult humour.

Hightlights from around the web! Check in daily for more hilarious content. A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. What do you get when you do that?

Rude funny jokes

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Rude funny jokes

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How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? If your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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