Terrance and phillip quotes

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Remember me. Forgot your password? Log in. Terrance character. Total quotes: 6. Phillip : Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.

Terrance and phillip quotes

Cartman: Look, if you don't come and do the show, I'll make you eat your parents. Phillip: Yeah, whatever, kid. Stan: He'll do it, dude. The birth of Terrance and Phillip's famous act Narrator: At the tender age of six, Terrance and Phillip were off to the United States to perform on the Ed Sullivan Show, where American audiences would be exposed to Canadians for the first time. Ed Sullivan: And now, ladies and gentlemen, we have two adorable little boys from Canada. Please put your hands together for the music of young Terrance and Phillip. Terrance and Phillip: Beef and lamb, chicken and ham, step to the left and clap your hands. Gosh we love that chicken and ham. Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham. Clapping sound Woman in audience: Oh my God! What's wrong with their heads?!

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Phillip: Why don't you go eat some more pudding, you fatass drug addict! Terrance: I may be fat but at least I didn't get hair plugs! When Cartman jumps out of the fat lady's pants Cartman: Man, it smells down there! Terrance: Jesus Christ, that was fast! Well what should we name it?

Terrance's birthday is October 20th and Phillip's is November 12th. The pair appear as the stars of The Terrance and Phillip Show. Like virtually all Canadians in South Park , they are geometrically-figured with small beady eyes and egg-shaped heads which flap up and down whenever they speak. They both wear gray trousers and black shoes. According to Terrance in " Canada on Strike ", Phillip has diabetes, though this may have just been something to attempt to stop the strike that was going on before it gets out of hand. After parting ways on bad terms with Phillip in " Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow ," Terrance gains a considerable amount of weight and stays that way for several episodes. Terrance's hair is now gray, but the style is the same. He now has wrinkles on his face and sports glasses and he keeps his red shirt, but he wears a brown jacket over it. His pants are now black and as for Phillip, his appearance has changed as well.

Terrance and phillip quotes

Remember me. Forgot your password? Log in. Terrance character. Total quotes: 6. Phillip : Yes, perhaps he's homophobic. Terrance : But we're not gay, Phillip. Phillip : We're not? Tagged: Homophobic , gay. Terrance : Yes Phillip, I'm making a case for our defense.

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Kyle: The what? The Mole : Hold me. Big old fat fucking bitch, that mom Cartman : Kyle's mom's a bitch and she just a dirty bitch. Because God hates me, that's why. Over five million Fritz Lang - I'm the easter bunny! You think farting is soo funny, well it isn't. Added: August 18, When Cartman jumps out of the fat lady's pants Cartman: Man, it smells down there! Satan : How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Phillip: Oh, look. I can't say any dirty words Kyle : Really? Saddam Hussein : Quick Satan! Recently viewed.

Phillip: Why don't you go eat some more pudding, you fatass drug addict!

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