The bachelor recap james weir

Whoever made the decision to install Samantha on this show is a genius. Osher needs to take notes.

The Bachelor: where time and space stands still and we continue to blame everything on Mel Schilling. The Bachelor mansion has been pummelled by a vulgar C-word scandal that has ended in a disgusted walkout by the man himself and left audiences searching Urban Dictionary to figure out when exactly the oddly specific insult became a thing. Will Australia be outraged at such language being broadcast repeatedly in prime time? Will people care less because it's a woman saying it about a man? And, more importantly, will we all end up somehow blaming Mel Schilling for everything again?

The bachelor recap james weir

All the wom-en who in-de-pen-dent. Tonight, all the contestants gather at bachelor and bachelorette parties. But this recap is not a comprehensive catalogue of all the single weirdos. We will only be shining a spotlight on the top shelf freaks. Well, you are just a breath of fresh air, Melissa. After just 40 seconds, we feel like we know everything about Melissa. She loves sex and her favourite singer is probably P! Then Melissa struts across the room and corners Sandy. Melissa sees herself as somewhat of a sexy Yoda. Yeah, girls.

And they were getting upset with me because they didn't think it was appropriate. Yeah, girls.

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Melissa Mason. You know when you go through the security bit at the airport and you immediately become hyper-paranoid, like wait maybe I have a secret gun in my bag? That paranoia is how I feel about The Bachelors Australia after all this hoo-ha with shifting launch dates and a very suspicious January 9 premiere. Not that I think The Bachelors Australia is going to turn into a Hunger Games bloodbath although honestly, for ratings, I can see it in our future. I need this season to be good!! Osher is fucking selling it to us, though. They probably paid him with one large skyscraper. Off to meet the Bachelors, though! Now, I am an ex-Hillsong adjacent, ten-years-in-a-church-that-totally-became-a-cult gal so I see where this is headed.

The bachelor recap james weir

This week, Joey met four families — and then sent a frontrunner home. This week on The Bachelor , by the numbers: Four hometown dates, one shocking departure, and three final women for Joey. Date No. Kelsey greets Joey with a huju , as required by Bachelor law. The matchy-matchy duo rides a tandem bike around City Park , which Kelsey last did with her late mother. Am I seriously already tearing up? Damn this show! Later, as Joey and Kelsey stuff their faces with beignets, they spot a bride being photographed nearby.

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Oh gosh. Pink concertgoers continued to experience transport problems on Saturday night. Latest from Entertainment. We run off to find Abbie and Matt to see what their boring Central Coast date entails. Twitter , Facebook : hellojamesweir. The topics of conversation are equal parts seductive and profound. Everyone has a different version of events. And he was the person I was warned about. But Monique denied saying it at all! Search New Zealand Herald. As Harrison gets ready on his wedding day, he continues to prove how slick and suave he is. Matt and Osher have left and all the girls are now slumping around the couch while drinking and bitching about how Abbie kissed Matt earlier in the party. We feel exactly like Ling in Ally McBeal. We wait with bated breath to see what she reveals in response to this question. What comes next are intimate and informative 45 second rounds of speed dating.

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It makes the villain edit a breeze. Fight the power! But enough about these randoms. And they were getting upset with me because they didn't think it was appropriate. Neither of you talked about farts or recited bad poetry. Kids today have zero perspective. Have you ever thought about that? Learn from her experience! It came up that you had some fairly flowery language to describe myself. Thousands of Pink fans pouring out of Eden Park caused train, bus, car chaos. His character would totally live in the attic of the family home. This is just like on The Bachelor when a sneaky producer tricks one of the girls into reading her diary entries — or worse … rapping. No one wants a cantaloupe to the face. With Married At First Sight's C-word scandal, the entire recap was basically just lines of asterisks to censor the language. What comes next are intimate and informative 45 second rounds of speed dating.